Student Councils got jokes!
Lily Teske, “Why do communists drink herbal tea?”… “Because proper tea is theft.”
Alex Helmes, “I was in the hotel lobby when I heard two chess masters and they were bragging about past wins. They were chestnuts boasting in an open fayer.”
Bedad Ebadeh Ahwazi, “Why do we tell actors to break a leg?”… “So they can end up in a cast.”
Zach Christenson, “ A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the heck was that all about?”
Carson Sainsbury, “What’s brown and sticky?’… “ A stick.”
Braden Clark, “ Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: Very good! What does the pig give you?
Teacher: Great! What does the cow give you?
Colton Funke, “ What’s the least spoken language in the world?”…. “Sign language.”
Kennedy Bulkley, “ Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
Sheldon Flanery “What do you call a Catholic priest who became a lawyer?”… “A father in law.”
Maddy Harris “What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?”… “I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.”
Weston Casdorph, “What would Twin Falls High School be with the B?”… “Ruins.”
Latinos In Action:
Sophia Castillo “Why did the Mexican cross the road?”… “The mom yelled “Ven-paCA!”
Nicole Quintero “You wanna hear a dirty joke? It was raining and the white horse ran through a mud puddle now you wanna clean joke? It took a bath.”
Karrisa “Why did the toilet paper get stuck in the road?”… “It got stuck in a crack.”