Why Men Shouldn’t Wear Skinny Jeans

Matthew Thatcher, Staff Writer

January 21, 2020

Skinny jeans. It’s a modern bell-bottom. They are so successful that even little teenagers started wearing them. Women using them, I consider okay, I guess, because they are allowed to wear whatever they want to (with a few except...

Basketball Girls

Shelby Geiger, Staff Writer

January 21, 2020

Everyone says that basketball girls are just loud and annoying, but we have our reasons. You can’t play basketball and be quiet; you’ll never be right. So it’s hard to tone that down off the court, so that’s why are the ...

Shelby Geiger Kicking Around Dropping Out

Shelby Geiger, Staff Writer

January 21, 2020

In my first year of high school, I have already had thoughts of dropping out. When I was in middle school, some high schoolers would come to visit the school and talk about how amazing high school was going to be. I believed the...

Late Night Hours

Cadence Ehlers, Staff Writer

January 21, 2020

Crackhead hours. This is an enjoyable time in the middle of the night where you are either, so sleep deprived you’re going crazy, or you get this little wave of crazy go over you after like 2 a.m. A lot of people have exper...

PDA Alert

Cadence Ehlers, Staff Writer

January 21, 2020

Have you ever been walking down the hall to your next class, and you see them. The many couples in corners are behind walls making out. I’m sure you have; they are everywhere! I am also sure you have been one of those couples ...

Freshman Glow Ups

Shelby Geiger, Staff Writer

December 2, 2019

Do you remember whenever guests came over mom would show your baby pictures when you had those ugly bangs that cut right across your face. Well many years have passed since those days and we have changed a lot. We look differen...

How to have a Mental Breakdown

Shelby Geiger, Staff Writer

December 2, 2019

We have all seen those videos of girls dying their hair or cutting their bangs well I’m going to tell you the ultimate guide to these interesting times. One of the first things you need to do is have a breakdown. Like a dum...

Question from Students

Yzabella Eggers, Humor Editor

November 21, 2019

Students of Canyon Ridge High School have some risky, yet knowledgeable, inquiries about school. Yours truly, Yzabella Eggers, will answer those questions given by anonymous students. Here are just a few of those questions I want...

Why Basketball Matters… it Doesn’t!

Yzabella Eggers, Humor Editor

November 21, 2019

Basketball has been played by all the best athletes like Micheal Jordan and Lebron James but let’s get real, is high school basketball relevant? We all understand that there are scouts looking for the professionals who play b...

Jokes from STUCO

Jokes from STUCO

November 21, 2019

Jokes from CRHS

Kennedy McCombs, Staff Writer

October 28, 2019

  How does a farmer get a girl? He atTRACTs her. - Salvador Arevalo Where do astronauts go to hang out? The space bar. - Courtney Coulburn Today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. - Gabby Cast...

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